So here’s how my brain works lately…
I asked for recommendations on prenatals in this post and Natalie says, “My midwife had me change my prenatals to Rainbow Lite Prenatals.”
I immediately think WOW, I LOVED RAINBOW BRITE. If I have a daughter, her room is going to be a Rainbow Brite theme.
So instead of researching cheap places to buy Rainbow Lite Prenatals, I start googling Rainbow Brite.
Here’s the Rainbow Brite (and Starlite and Sprite!) that I loved.
This is NOT the Rainbow Brite I know and love. Sprite’s cute oversized chin is gone and he’s all symmetrical looking. Rainbow Brite has a tiny waist and appendages (way to give little girls complexes), and Starlite has purple in her hair, and not even in ROY G. BIV order. When did she get that bottle of dye? Finally, who the hell is the dog? Did I forget about a dog in the original?
I’m sad. I want to go back to the good ole’ days. Damn you America for Barbiefying my childhood loves.