Phew…so there I was…

Okay… so so so much to write about, but thanks to freakin Qwest screwing up our internet and deciding that they can’t come fix it until this Friday, I don’t have a whole lot of time to write.

In the meantime, I’ll leave you with this. Our trip to St. Louis was awesome (we were gone Wed-Mon)… though pretty… unforgettable. Which of the following do you think didn’t happen?

Sorry for the blurry pic of pics… better ones to come when my computer has internet access again!

*My husband got a tattoo.

*The bride (my husband’s cousin) and her groom didn’t show up to their own very fancy, very formal wedding reception. At all.

*I drank a delicious glass of red wine…just hours after eating cold deli meat. *hint* This one actually happened. Oooh, the stories. Please hold the judgement. 🙂 

*I fried my husband’s cell phone when it dropped into my father-in-law’s iced tea. Mmmmm…blackberry iced tea. (Does anyone have an old AT&T smartphone laying around to donate to the cause? Our insurance didn’t cover loss, theft, or water damage. WTH?!)

*My husband got an awkward look at a random wedding guest’s nether regions (right before her father did)…but he won’t tell if the carpet matched the drapes. Bleh.

*I got to meet up with one of my very bestest blogger friends for lunch and then ice cream. Happiness.

*I went bowling. I fell on my very first approach, face down, across the foul line. My husband’s grandpa then kicked my ass in bowling. Did I mention I’ve been IN a bowling league for years?!

Okay… that’s enough for now. Honestly, everything above is true, and I’m too tired to think of a fake item to throw in there. Fun pics and stories to come soon. I can’t wait to catch up on all of your lives!!


  1. This is totally unfair! Sounds like a great trip – I can't wait to read the full scoop. Come on Qwest!

  2. Sounds like a doozy! And to think, you witnessed all of that sober! hahah 🙂

  3. OMG – crazy.And please please please tell me why a bride and groom wouldn't show up to their reception. That one really has my head-a-scratching.

  4. Glad you had a great trip! Im curious too why the bride and groom didnt show??!! 🙂

  5. OMG I can't wait to hear the details of ALL of this!!!! LOL

  6. I saw you! And that means I win. Because I do.I miss you like crazy already again. 🙁 We need to make July happen for sure. :DLOOOOOVE YOU!!!

  7. I've been feeling like something was off in the bloggerverse annd it turns out it was YOU NOT BLOGGING! I am so glad you're back and can't wait to here all about it. I'm going to give you a call this week so that we can catch up.

  8. Dude who do I have to call to get your internet back up and running? We need these stories asap! hehehe.

  9. The bride and groom did not come to their own reception? Whoa!Hope you are doing well and not overdoing anything. Be good.

  10. Wow, that sounds like some crazy but fun times!!! So I'm assuming the bride and groom DID show up for their wedding at least?!? Glad you're back!

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