I just had to steal Carlia’s blog title for this post. I had a shirt that said this exact thing as a child, and I still love it. 🙂 Thank you for bestowing the Overlord Award on me – I like it. No crazy long, sentimental survey to fill out – just the ability to make three rules…any rules I like. Bwahahahahaha!!
#1. Cheap tippers shall be put to death. If you can afford to go out to eat and drink, you can afford to tip. End of story. Don’t tell me that you loved the place, loved the food, loved the beer, loved the service…and then tip like crap. You suck.
#2. Everyone gets one Get Out of Jail Free card for money matters. Whether you’re buried under your mortgage, your school debt, your IF bills, or your mid-life crisis shopping spree, consider it GONE. Everyone gets to win the lottery once in their lives – just pick the timing carefully.
#3. Tanning shall no longer cause cancer. For that matter, all cancers are abolished. But yes, I love my sun and I love being tan – bring on the beautiful summer sun, because cancer is gone!
I would absolutely be one of your adoring …. what do Queens have? Adoring … court jesters? Adoring fans? Adoring ladies-in-waiting? Whatever it is, I love your laws and sing your praises.
Oh geez, you have no idea what you just started. THERE ARE SO MANY CHOICES FOR RULES!!
amen to all of those! can i go ahead and use #2? 😉
Haha…I haven't been tagged or blogged for a long time. I'm going to put some thought into this one!
Bad tippers should have to wear signs around their neck that say so, that would allow wait staff to offer them bad service.
About number one, I call that the verbal tip, which is also the tip of death because as soon as you hear how great you are doing by the customer just know 9 of 10 times you are getting a really shitty tip.
Amen to all of those! I absolutely can't stand people who purposely look for things wrong with the service so that they can short the tip. Unacceptable!!