I just had to steal Carlia’s blog title for this post. I had a shirt that said this exact thing as a child, and I still love it. 🙂 Thank you for bestowing the Overlord Award on me – I like it. No crazy long, sentimental survey to fill out – just the ability to make three rules…any rules I like. Bwahahahahaha!!
#1. Cheap tippers shall be put to death. If you can afford to go out to eat and drink, you can afford to tip. End of story. Don’t tell me that you loved the place, loved the food, loved the beer, loved the service…and then tip like crap. You suck.
#2. Everyone gets one Get Out of Jail Free card for money matters. Whether you’re buried under your mortgage, your school debt, your IF bills, or your mid-life crisis shopping spree, consider it GONE. Everyone gets to win the lottery once in their lives – just pick the timing carefully.
#3. Tanning shall no longer cause cancer. For that matter, all cancers are abolished. But yes, I love my sun and I love being tan – bring on the beautiful summer sun, because cancer is gone!