8.5 Months, Then and Now

This is alternately titled,

The Top 10 Ways My 8.5 Month Old Child Reminds Me of Myself at 8.5 Months Pregnant.

#10 – She alternates between runny poops and no poops. Constipation sucks.

#9 – Related = she farts like a trucker (or my husband) living on a diet of beer and cheese.

#8 – She wakes up in the middle of the night to eat and pee.

#7 – She often pees her pants.

#6 – Her belly is getting big enough that it’s hard to see her toes.

#5 – She is tired all the time, but fights taking naps when she should because there is so much to do.

#4 – She is awkward and loses her balance all the time, and though she usually catches herself before falling, it is definitely not guaranteed.

#3 – She vacillates between laughter and tears for no reason whatsoever.

#2 – She is outgrowing her clothing by the day.

…and the number one reason she resembles the person her Momma was just 9 moths ago?

#1 – She constantly drops food on her chest and/or belly, looks at it, and then nonchalantly picks it up and continues stuffing her face.

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22 comments

  1. Haha! Love this 🙂

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  2. HAHAHAHA! Best. #8, for sure.

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  3. Hahahahaha – this is incredible. Did you come up with this? If so, pure genius. Internet meme waiting to happen!

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    1. Ya, I thought of it last night when I was watching her eat dinner. 🙂 Thanks!

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  4. Ok, I just woke up Pip because I was laughing so hard! Thanks for the chuckle!

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  5. Pretty sure this is my favorite Stella-related post of all time.

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    1. I thought you might like that. 🙂

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  6. Oh my god – CLASSIC!!!

    Dude, you should get some bloggy street cred for coming up with something like this!

    #1 is the best.

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  7. I agree, number 1 is the best….totally hilarious….

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  8. This is so funny! And so true!

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  9. hahaha oh my gosh, this is way too funny!!!

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  10. This is awesome! All of them are spot on!

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  11. Haha, nice.

    Totally missed the move BTW, don’t know how that happened

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  12. Such a cute post 🙂

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  13. omg, I am DYING over here. Josey, you are the best.

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  14. Ba ha ha so true!!

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  15. Lololol…we should be BFFs!

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  16. Hahahaha! This is hilarious!! My favorite is #3. That is absolutely Sofia right now (usually going hand-in-hand with #5).

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  17. Oh my goodness – this is hilarious! And so true! Great pic of you fully prego – gorgeous!

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  18. great post! So totally true! Especially the peeing the pants 🙂

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  19. I just read the title, and #1, to Hubster and we had a good laugh!!!!

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  20. […] should go about deciding what is/isn’t okay to write about. Always good food for thought. In 8.5 Months, Then and Now, I wrote a humorous post on how my 8.5 month old child was reminding me of myself at 8.5 months […]

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